
Ok this is just a blurry picture from a brochure, as they wouldn't allow me take a camera inside. Everybody is naked inside (men / women in separate rooms) so fair enough ... but jeez there have been so many weird experiences inside this bathhouse ... and squeals of terror ... a video would have been priceless!
So the deal is, you strip off and go into the bath room, and squat down on a little seat around the edge of the room, in front of those mirrors. You soap-up, wash with the shower hose, get thouroughly clean. Only then are you allowed to climb into a tub. My journey through the onsen / sento experience:
1. I approach one of the big tubs in the middle, step over the edge, climbing in. Hmmm, "Those are unusual rubber mats along the edge, are they for a back-padding?" I'm thinking. As I start to wade deeper, I get a curious sensation ... a tingling ... it gets stronger ... I must be tired ... I lower myself deeper, and suddenly my thighs start twitching! AHG! I've found the ELECTRIFIED BATH! Its the small one beside the pillar. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT! An old Japanese man is giggling at my discomfort :-)
2. I beat a quick retreat to the bubbling hot one, that is like a normal Australian hot tub. Very nice. I watch the old Japanese man show me how tough he is - he sinks down into the electric bath without any expression disturbing his placid face. How, I have no idea! I'm not going back there. Its meant to simulate the sensation of gettings shocked by an electric eel -- apparently that's good for you? Well I suppose the physio's do it for rehab, after all.
3. Over to the murky brown tub. Its very warm too, but has a strange smell. No, no in a good way - this is not sewage, it must be herbal & medicinal. It affords me the perfect view of this bearded Spaniard who enters the room, looks around uncertainly, and starts climbing into the electric eel tub ... you should have seen his face as he started to realize something wasn't quite right, just too funny!!
4. Cliff has been enjoying the hot bubbly one like his at home for ages, then wanders upstairs, so after a few minutes I climb up too to see what's there. First thing I see is a nice clear tub with a heavy 'shower' dropping down. I'm wary now, but its great to feel it, I see its a cold tub. This I'm ready for, after my
cold-water dousing stints in the past. Its beautifully refreshing, not too cold, about 5 or 6 degrees? Not sure. It does certainly take your breath away and its hard to stay in for long. But a great relief from:
5. The sauna. This is hot. I stumble in, see Cliff through my fogged up glasses, walk over, and BUMP crash into the glass door separating me from the _very hot_ room. Giggling at this madhouse, I melt onto the wooden bench. I don't recall enjoying saunas in the past, but this is actually really great. Close my eyes and drift into a meditative repose ... after a 5 minutes I need a break, stumble out to the cold-tub, immerse for a minute, then back into the hottest sauna. Repeat two or three times, and I'm done.
6. One last dip in the cold-tub, and the bearded spaniard approaches. He hops in and gets another surprise, poor bugger! We have a laugh about it, and he tells me about climbing El Camino del Rey, the lucky guy. Oh btw I suppose I should link to the video of that crazy/famous, in case you haven't seen it:
7. Ok I've had enough of baths, so I'm about to go downstairs and dry off, when I see a strange corner of the room with pink tiles and nozzles over the walls. I approach, and there are three buttons to press, which I do. Suddenly the wall jets start spraying water on me, from my ankles slowly up to my neck. Then a heavy drop of water from above, then fine mist from all around, and fine spray from up top. This is a very invigourating shower! Really great for those of you like me who appreciate a good shower. Down the stairs I go.
8. Cliff is there, and I goad him into trying the electric-eel bath. The cheeky bastard wades right in, and slowly sinks down, all the way to his neck!! My jaw drops, I am so impressed with him, it is really quite amazing he can endure it. He looks almost as calm as the old guy who was in it, almost no expression on his face. Top marks Cliff! How do you do that??
9. Unfortunately, he offers to tell me ... but it comes at a price. And the only way he'd tell me was if I promised to go back into that hell-tub! It took me some time to work up the nerve, but finally he shamed me into it. I was thinking about my friend Malcolm at work, he'd certainly expect me to woos-out after the way I locked myself in the bathroom to avoid playing the
electric shock ball game so, it was too much, I just had to learn to enjoy the soothing pleasure of electro-shock! I gingerly climbed over, waded in to my knees, looked over at Cliff cacking-up laughing at me, then fast-all-at-once i went down to my chest. I can feel my shoulders & thighs convulsing! I use the secret, it helps, can I get out now?
I see Cliff still laughing, "Down!" he says, so ok, down to my chin I go. I've been moan and panting heavily the whole time, and this kicks up a notch - trying to breath, it takes my mind off the electric twitching sensation inside my chest. Cliff will never forget the grimaces on my face and the HUH-HUH-HUH panting :-) Afterward he says it was quite a spectacle, all the old Japs were laughing at me, LOL. I won't forget it ... and maybe I think I'll try it again!
What an amazing experience the whole Onsen facility is! SOOOO cool. I wonder if it could work in Australia?

This was really gross, with sticky goo all through it, fermented beans I think? I poured it in my Miso soup, and that saved it -- too much protein to waste.

yum.

is this the mother of all swiss-army knives or what?

cool bike, it telescopes in and out for easy portability, right now its collapsed in.

Your shop Claire?

Here's a little bit of
Engrish on a restaurant sign. We think they meant 'open 24-7' :-)

I had a beautiful tofu-steak, while Cliff had some fried chicken gizzards -- he's made it his mission to have the grossest food he can find, he'll try everything. This took him back to his days in Greece cooking at his restaurant.